Poet’s Corner

Poet’s Corner

I was talking to our resident poet, Slim Volume, about the paucity of themes or rather the sameness of subject matter in European religious art. You’ve got the crucifixion, the annunciation, the beheading of John The Baptist, the ubiquitous Madonna and Child and endless emaciated martyrs staring skywards like a Brazilan soccer player in a post goal celebration.

Slim, who had just spent the weekend watching back to back Guy Ritchie movies, scratched the location on his head where there used to be hair and said: “Paucity? No one f……g says that anymore. It sounds like a f…..g terminal disease. ‘He died of late onset paucity. It was the paucity that got him in the end”. He then stomped out of the room, hitching up his sagging jeans as he exited. He can be an eloquent bugger at times.

Later that day, he filed this opus.

Great Moments

 Me and the lads are in the studio

Working on our Madonna and Child

When in walks Mike

With a strange look in his eyes

And  cool as you like

He says

They want me to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

We say: Wha’?

He says: The Sistine Chapel.

They want me

To paint the ceiling of

The Sistine bleedin’ Chapel.

Well,

You could have knocked us over with a feather.

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