Slim Remembers an Embarrassing Incident
in which,
believing his girl friend
has left for the pub,
in search of his glasses
he walks naked from the shower
into the living room
of his London flat
sporting a rogue erection
and is met by a chorus of
SURPRISE!
which quickly dies on the humid air
as does his aforementioned erection
and he thought she had forgotten his birthday.
Stopdraggingthepanda 
But still, a loveable old rogue was he.
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Yes indeed! Although ‘lovable ‘ is a stretch!
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oops
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