The Food on Air Canada Rouge (redux)

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The Food on Air Canada Rouge

What’s worse than a summer deluge?
What’s worse than Christmas with Ebeneezer Scrooge?
What’s worse than a ride on a runaway luge?
the food on Air Canada Rouge.

What’s worse than a sequel to “In Bruges”?
What’s worse than a night in a crowded refuge?
(the air, loud with snores, the air a flatulent brew)
What’s worse than another night in the same refuge?
the food on Air Canada Rouge.

Air Canada Rouge is a no frills version of a no frills airline. Last year, I travelled with them from Barcelona to Toronto and it was a long nine hours – the on board entertainment system (download an app, sign on to on board Wi-Fi) didn’t work, legroom was minimal, service was begrudging, and as for the food, see above.

The prompt from Lisa over at dVerse is to write a poem on the subject of food, so I thought I would give this post another outing!

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  5. Glenn A. Buttkus's avatarGlenn A. Buttkus

    I once flew AIR ARKANSAS from NYC to LA. it was a nightmare much like your, food and drink spilled on people, rough ride, poor air conditioning; then we deplaned on the tarmac and picked up our bags off the ground.

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  8. Beverly Crawford's avatarBeverly Crawford

    Airplane food is notoriously abysmal. Air Canada Rouge doesn’t have the corner on it!! Loved your description, though.

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