Indignatron B (the post that AI bot in North Bergen can’t get enough of)

looking at me

I mentioned in a previous post that an AI bot in North Bergen New Jersey is paying a lot of attention to my blog. Total views so far in 2026 for this one post , Indignatron B, 1.5 K and rising ! Most of them from that bot in North Bergen, New Jersey. What is that bot learning? This puzzled me enough that I revisited the post and it occurred to me that maybe it’s the rhyming. Is the language model studying that “glitterati, literati, witeratti, getfiteratti, Maserati , Bugati” riff, not to mention the “sycophants, dilettantes, the cant” . And suddenly I had this surge of pride that maybe, after all this time I am contributing to the language. But judge for yourselves.

Here we go……

Indignatron B (as seen on TV)

Are you feeling indignant?

Do you feel the urge to rant?

Are you sick of the city, the government

sycophants, dilettantes, the cant;

are you bitter about the glitterati

the literati, the witeratti, the getfiteratti

that tosser on your street

with the Maserati or is it a Bugatti

always wittering on about his colonoscopy

his digestive tract?

Relax, help is on the way,

take one Indignatron B tablet daily

and you won’t give a shit about all that.

Warning:

Some users of Indignatron B have become so unbearably pleasant, that their friends can’t stand them anymore.

Do not mix Indignatron B with alcohol, some users, who have, experienced such a feeling of intense happiness that all they could think about was doing it again.

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