Mark Zuckerberg
Has bought Strancally Castle
In County Waterford
Ireland
Renovations are starting
Bill Gates
Will do the window updates
There will be a virtual moat
And a drawbridge on remote
Robots on the ramparts
And a banquet hall
For blowhards, tyrants
And blonde ladies
With fake boobs
And cheeks like polished boulders
And yes there will be programmers
And coders
So leave your sense of humour on the doorstep
It’s not Strancally as we know it,
Captain Kirk.

(image generated by AI, yes I know, those data centers)