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Exotic Dancers, Cardinals and Kieran Culkin

3 movies I watched in 2024!

Anora:

The story of a exotic dancer/sex worker and the son of a Russian oligarch. Warning: there is a lot of nudity and sex in this movie. Is the sex gratuitous? Well one of the main characters is a sometime sex worker and if a movie about a carpenter had a lot of carpentry in it would the carpentry be considered “gratuitous”? Just saying. But all that aside,,once the rich Russian kid’s minders and family get involved in trying to end the relationship between their son and the dancer, the movie becomes hilarious, madcap and frenetic! A lot of fun!


Conclave:

Fat Cat cardinals get together to elect a pope, and needless to say, there’s a lot of jiggery popery. It’s got Ralph Fiennes, Stanley Tucci and John Lithgow and their performances make up for some ridiculous B movie plot twists at the end. Isabella Rosselini plays the long suffering head nun who doesn’t say much but her face is permanently fixed in a look of barely concealed contempt for all around her. Her nuns are basically maid servants to the feuding cardinals. Ralph Fiennes is brilliant.


A Real Pain: Kieran Culkin playing a version of his Succession character (without the financial support) and Jesse Eisenberg playing, as usual, the socially awkward tech nerd. They are cousins on a trip to Poland to visit their dead grandmother’s home. It’s very funny and cringeworthy and moving all at the same time and not afraid of anticlimax. It proves the old adage that you can pick your friends but you can’t pick your relatives…one of the best !

Issue #21 Vapid Magazine (Where Shallow Runs Deep)

Yes, Vapid Magazine is back after a long hiatus (I had to look that up). These are vapid times and when the going gets vapid, the vapid get going! Here are some of the highlights from Issue #21.

Is Bot-ulism the end of AI?

Our tech correspondent , Jordan Shallowbyte discusses reports from China about outbreaks of bot-ulism in the robot population. Apparently robot paralysis is rampant. Yes, those robots are in a spot of bot-her. Local scientists are trying to get to the bot-tom of it. They think it may be linked to the ingestion of raw data.

In other tech news, Jordan asks: Are you a victim of Alcorithms ? There are rumors that there are rogue algorithms out there behaving like they have had a few pints over the limit. Yes, if Beethoven starts turning up on your country playlist it may be the work of one of those darn Alcorithms.

In Arts and Entertainment, the indefatigable Georgina Shallowglass asks:

Is Paw Patrol sponsored by the Fossil Fuel Industry?

Think about it, says Georgina, have you ever seen those pups take public transport? Have you ever seen them on a bike? No. Why? Because they each have their own personal motorized vehicle.

Skye has a helicopter for chrissakes.

No vehicle too big no pup too small ! Those pups rev like a canine biker gang. Yep, it’s a cartoon with a big carbon paw print. But help is on the way, Georgina reports that Netflix now offers carbon credits. You can offset that paw print by watching Peppa Pig .

In other entertainment news, Georgina reviews a new French cartoon about a dog called Prenez Le Piss. Prenez leads us on a tour of the lamp posts of Paris, one lamp post per episode. Apparently it’s a leg-raising experience!

Fascinating stuff, Georgina!

And lastly , Charlotte Shallowtrench, our Health and Fitness correspondent and self-styled  Influencer Under the Influence discusses the OH Wellness movement. Apparently more and more people are waking up in the morning, looking in the mirror and saying: “Oh well, fuck all I can do about that” and just getting on with their day.

Also Charlotte asks: Are yoga teachers getting too preachy? Give me Downward Dog, she says, and less of that Downward Dogma!

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