Collective Nounsense
A durante of toucans
A piety of soutanes
A woggle of scouts
A caveat of emptors
A torment of mentors
A loudness of louts
An agenda of schemers
A cumulus of dreamers
A Hamlet of doubts.
A gluttony of omnivores
A shylock of creditors
A flatulence of sprouts
I’m adding verses to this one at the rate of one very 2 years!
Stopdraggingthepanda 
‘a durante of toucans’ is brilliant: it’s that line that drew me in; the rest is pretty good too, esp ‘a cumulus of dreamers’ —
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Thanks John!
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yu are getting back to top form 🙂
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The third verse is my fave, but it does start off strong with the toucans!
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Thanks Eilene!
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A caveat of emptors–love that one (K)
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