
Tales from the Gym 3
I believe in Gluteanasia
he says, with a casual air
we all groan
a miniature serpent wriggles across the locker room floor
and I’m thinking
Next up is the one about
Gluteus Maximus
the Roman governor.
but no, I’m wrong
I’m reading A Gentleman in Moscow, he says,
by Amor Towles.
Ahh more towels, he says
isn’t that what you say
when room service knocks
on your hotel room door.
and I’m thinking
he really should trim those toe nails.
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Love that last line!
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Such a great fun to read this. Love all those little puns… but now I have to clip my toe-nails.
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Thanks Bjorn, look after those toe-nails!
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Very cool locker room. And smooth poetry too!
Thanks for the share.
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Thank you Ron!
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That last line made me smile.
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Haha! Your gym trysts sound fun, Jim.
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That last line had me cracking up!!! So funny.
Pat
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Thanks Pat!
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