Donald Trump announced today that the Canada Goose (Branta canadensis) will from now on be called the America Goose (Goosaurus Americanus). He says that Canada has been stealing American birds for too long and now it’s payback time!
Wait…..this just in….Donald has now banned the use of Latin to name animals, plants and flowers. He says “For too long , we have kowtowed to the Romans, but no more, from now on the only empire is the American Empire!”
If you’re reading this message I recommend you join TOT, Turn Off Trump. You’ll find that both your mental health and your relationship with the truth will vastly improve (clinical studies have shown).
The Editor, Vapid Magazine
Stopdraggingthepanda 
You’re hilarious.
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Thanks Melissa!
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I hope he doesn’t read this…it would give him ideas (which he doesn’t need) (K)
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🤣🤣🤣
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rancid cheeto has long become unpalatable
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Trump is perfect for this TikTok brainrot generation. It’s also hard not to stare at car crash.
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Well said, I’ve tried turning away a number of times…JIM
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