Tales from the Gym 3

I believe in Gluteanasia
he says, with a casual air

we all groan

a miniature serpent wriggles across the locker room floor

and I’m thinking

Next up is the one about
Gluteus Maximus
the Roman governor.

but no, I’m wrong

I’m reading A Gentleman in Moscow, he says,
by Amor Towles.

Ahh more towels, he says
isn’t that what you say
when room service knocks
on your hotel room door.

and I’m thinking

he really should trim those toe nails.

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