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Tales from the Gym 3

Tales from the Gym 3

I believe in Gluteanasia
he says, with a casual air

we all groan

a miniature serpent wriggles across the locker room floor

and I’m thinking

Next up is the one about
Gluteus Maximus
the Roman governor.

but no, I’m wrong

I’m reading A Gentleman in Moscow, he says,
by Amor Towles.

Ahh more towels, he says
isn’t that what you say
when room service knocks
on your hotel room door.

and I’m thinking

he really should trim those toe nails.

Taking part in Open Link over at dverse.

Tales from the Gym 2 (Two Bros)

 

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On March 16, all community center gyms closed down in Vancouver, drastically altering my fitness level. This is the second in a series of gymcentric poems, looking back at a different time (3 months ago!). As that great gymgnostic , Slim Volume, once said; “A man whos is tired of the gym, is a man who has been to the gym”.

Tales from the Gym….Two Bros

Two bros on a mat
one on his back
hands clasped behind his head
legs bicycling like a capsized fly;
the other,
the one with the green hair
and the tattoos of a religious nature
is grunting weights .
Fly bro, it appears,
is having girlfriend problems
and is experiencing
some kind of vague existential crisis,
green hair bro listens carefully to his tale of woe
and after some reflection says:
It’s life, man,
stop trying to understand it,
no one can
and then, as if startled by his own profundity,
he repeats: no one can.
Out of the mouths of bros….

in the background a bearded jock
in a tight black T shirt
his muscles packed with powdered whey
his eyes a steroid yellow
is down on his hunkers
knees akimbo
moving sideways
across the  floor
like a slow motion crab
across packed sand at evening.

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Open Link Night #269