
Mark Zuckerberg
has bought Strancally Castle
in County Waterford
Ireland,
renovations are starting
Bill Gates will update the windows
there will be a virtual moat
robots on the ramparts
and a banquet hall
for blowhards, tyrants
and blonde ladies
with cheeks like polished boulders.
And yes, there will be programmers
and coders
so leave your sense of humour on the doorstep
it’s not Strancally as we know it.
(image generated by AI, yes I know, those data centers)
