Boris Johnson at the G7 (a sort of triple tanka)

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Boris Johnson at the G7

Can’t believe I’m here.
Oh! The joy of dissembling!
Japes, pranks and capers!

What is Macron looking at?
I think Donald might like me.

There’s Melania!
Those cheekbones, the north face of
the bloody Eiger,

scale her promontories, what!
No time for rumpy pumpy,

lots to do! Trudeau
is smirking, colonial
prat! I think Merkel

wants to spank me, go nanny!
Concentrate! Now where was I?

6 thoughts on “Boris Johnson at the G7 (a sort of triple tanka)”

Eilene Lyon August 31, 2019 at 7:52 am

Hilarious!

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1. sdtp33 Post authorSeptember 3, 2019 at 10:53 am
  
  Thanks Eilene! Glad you liked it.
  
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memadtwo September 1, 2019 at 11:37 am

I’m not sure his thoughts are even this coherent…

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1. sdtp33 Post authorSeptember 3, 2019 at 10:53 am
  
  Ha! You may be right.
  
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Susanne September 2, 2019 at 11:47 am

Still laughing on the third read of this one.

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1. sdtp33 Post authorSeptember 3, 2019 at 10:54 am
  
  Glad to hear it, Suzanne, I had fun with this one.
  
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