A Scarecrow looks back on his Life
Before Oz
I had control of my life
I had a purpose
a reason for existence
a modus operandi:
stand in a field
and scare crows
that’s it, that’s all.
It was lonely at times,
I admit, particularly
at night, but occasionally
a farmer returning
drunk across the fields
would stop and tell me his life story
then fall asleep, snoring
and farting at my feet
and yes, oh yes
I listened in on
acts of intimacy
on hot summer nights
and heard sounds
that made my straw curl;
then Oz occurred
and it was no longer
about presence
it was about absence
the absence of a brain;
children would circle me
and sing that stupid song
suddenly I was pathetic, forlorn;
what got me most was the
sheer illogicality of it all –
to yearn for a brain, one must
have a brain to begin with,
sometimes, I think the sole function
of a brain is to yearn…..
hang on a minute
I’m sure I saw that same crow yesterday
Look! He won’t come within twenty feet of me!
I’ve still got it! I’ve still got it!
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I bet he and Winnie the Pooh would be the best of friends.
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I’m sure that’s right about the brain. (K)
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Love it sir, very Bukowski but original
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Thank you!
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Oh, to live the simple life! A wonderfully original perspective.
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Thanks Ingrid!
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I enjoyed this so much, especially “I’ve still got it!”
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Thanks Sherry!
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A really well told tale Jim, buttoned with “sometimes, I think the sole function / of a brain is to yearn…” When a scarecrow’s job is just to frighten off birds and bear witness to human folly. Then came Oz.
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Thanks Brendan!
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i really don’t want to tell film makers and fairytale writers how to do their jobs, but if i was a scarecrow in a cornfield… i mean brains are nice and all, but i would’ve asked the wizard for cable. what’s a scarecrow in a cornfield to do it he can’t watch a cornhuskers game? enjoyed your poem jim
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Ha, yes, cable would be a good thing! Thanks Phillip, glad you enjoyed the poem.
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Haha! Brilliant. Let the man speak!
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Thanks Susan!
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