Porcelain, Puppy Chow and Prince Harry (or The Ginger Vision)
You’re walking through your kitchen
looking for some granol’
when you do a Prince Harry
and land on your dog’s feeding bowl.
You’re lying there in the porcelain and the Puppy Chow
bruised, confused and cursing your luck
when Prince Harry appears and says:
Hey, you could put this in a book.
Stopdraggingthepanda 
Is the queen turning over in her grave yet?
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Positively spinning!
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There’s no end to the public appetite for personal degradation…(K)
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Well said!
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