The Unbearable Lightness of Verse 6
he was a white rapper
she was a gift wrapper
at Crate and Barrel
they both were fans
of Jordan Klepper,
that whippersnapper,
and the affable,
unflappable
Jake Tapper.
The Unbearable Lightness of Verse 5
Last mango in Paris
last tangerine in Tangier
last farrago in Flanders
the last, the final frontier.
Last rutabaga in Tobago
last almond in Algiers
last marionette in Mar-a-Lago
the last, the final frontier.
The Unbearable Lightness of Verse 4
he was a crashing bore
who lived by the shore
some days,
the tide stayed out
to avoid him.
The Unbearable Lightness of Verse 3
in a hive of inactivity
the problem is seldom the bees’ knees
he was just another cardinal error
afloat on a papal sea
she was an advocate for avocado
long before anyone thought of toast.
The Unbearable Lightness of Verse 2
blessed are the cheerfully inept
blessed are the relatively smart
blessed are the Johnny Depps
blessed are the Kevin Harts.
