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Study (Good God Y’all! What is it good for?)

via Daily Prompt: Study 

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This Just In…

A recent study
has shown
that studying
the eating habits
of North Americans
has zero effect
on the eating habits
of North Americans.

Now time for an old favourite….

Breakfast at Denny’s

I was sitting in Denny’s
wondering how
everyone’s ass
got to be so big
when the waitress
announced
they were flat
out of pancakes.

Poet’s Corner 3

Our resident poet, Slim Volume, has been out and about making healthy choices. He filed this report from the culinary frontier.

Breakfast at Denny’s

I was sitting in Denny’s

wondering how my ass got to be so big

when the waitress announced

they were flat out of pancakes.