The Stolen Reindeer

Last year, just before Christmas
someone stole a reindeer from our front yard
we took it hard
we took it hard.

We checked our neighbors’ security cameras
we drove around in our car
we shook our fists at random strangers
we took it hard
we took it hard.

Then Christmas morning dawned bright and clear
and when we looked out on our snow-blessed lawn
the reindeer it was there!

Naw, just kidding
this is not that kind of poem.