Tag Archives: Vladimir Putin

Trumputin (a romance) redux

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Trumputin

Don loves Vlad
Vlad loves Don
Love as big as
A nuclear bomb.

Front door, back door,
Kremlin, tower
Nuclear love
Nuclear power.

I wrote this bit of nonsense in 2016. Now that Trump has humiliated himself in front of Putin and the world, I’m not so sure of its nonsense credentials.

Trump tweeted yesterday “as the world’s two largest nuclear powers, we must get along”.

The poem also appeared in Anti-Heroin Chic

Provoke (Haiku for Donald/ Trumputin)

via Daily Prompt: Provoke  

These poems were originally written as an attempt to provoke. That didn’t happen, and nothing changed as a result of writing them but at least I had some fun doing it. The second poem appeared in the magazine Anti_Heroin Chic 

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Haiku for Donald

petulant pillock

postcranial curmudgeon

bombastic buffoon.

 

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Trumputin (a romance)

Don loves Vlad
Vlad loves Don
Love as big as
A nuclear bomb.

Front door, back door,
Kremlin, tower
Nuclear love
Nuclear power.